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Technology Stocks : Intel Corporation (INTC)
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To: Monica Detwiler who wrote (144430)9/29/2001 7:24:05 PM
From: tcmay  Read Replies (1) of 186894
 
"AMD's stock price will henceforth be valued in "quantidollars".
On Monday, AMD will open at 13 Quantidollars - approximately equal to $8.15."

That really is a good one.

Following your initiative, they could report their employee headcount in "quantiemployees," to hide the layoffs.

And, of course, earnings must be reported in quantidollars, too.

"Because AMD's earnings are worth more than Intel's."

--Tim May
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