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To: FaultLine who started this subject	9/30/2001 12:24:34 AM
From: BirdDog	Read Replies (1) of 281500

It's all a mistake!.... The highest Clerics and Scholars of Islam have discovered the mistake which misled these zealots to commit these abhorrent acts of terror. Mohammed Al Obani Ben Mohammed, the highest authority on Islamic law has said: "They screwed up their translation of the ancient transcripts... those poppy growing goof balls!" When questioned, he stated a few of the more obvious misinterpretations: Being promised 67 Virgins in heaven feeding them grapes as the result of martyrdom. This passage actually addressed acts of terrorism. The only problem was the mis-translations. It actually read anti-martyr. The 67 Virgins.... Virgin is the Islamic term for anything that is saved and has not been used. In this case it is Demons who were saved from the beginning of time for people who commit abhorrent acts like this. Feeding them grapes is actually an ancient term for sodomy. And even I cannot figure out how they got heaven in the ancient transcripts...it said hell. Said Mohammed: "I'm afraid these boys aren't getting what they expected." and "We really need to do something about those poppy growing clerics over there." BirdDog

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