if i were king:
alcohol would be illegal. well maybe a beer or glass of wine a day (science shows it can be good for the heart) but after that drinkers would get the death sentence. this is the one good thing islam gives us; its ban on alcohol.
having banned alcohol, i would make all hallucinogens freely available; lsd, marijuana, mushrooms, dmt... you name it.
nitrous oxide dispensers would be in all public places.
oh and 'ecstasy' would be free too...
as for the islamics, here is how i would handle them; the centerpiece of my foreign policy... 'operation frank n furter'
over the 'lands of islam,' the u.s. would drop loads and loads of lingerie, perfume (the kind with the female phermones), makeup, and cuban lingerie. along with all of that, millions of back issues of 'leg show' magazine would be dropped. of course, many hallucinogens would also be dropped.
to top it all off, the u.s. would drop millions of cd players with great records such as all of the led zeppelin through 'presence,' and of course, kiss alive! of course, many albums from other androgens would be dropped - classic david bowie, flock of seagulls, the cure, morrisey.
and of course much parliament funkadelic would be heard throughout the lands...
our current 'leaders' don't have a clue as to how to act.
as it is, it looks to me like - in the 'end' - some form of monotheistic theocracy will prevail worldwide with the pagans once again left on the proverbial outside looking in.
yes, a 'stable order of procreation' is what we'll get, and once again no one will ever ask, 'p-u-s-s-why?'
andy |
