>Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
>together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>
>"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
>the Genie.
>
>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>
>With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever
>made fertile for farming.
>
>Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
>so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
>
>Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
>around Afghanistan.
>
>"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
>tell me more about this wall."
>
>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
>completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
>impenetrable."
>
>"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
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