Osama bin Laden & Mullah Omar were fighting each other
furiously for first pick "rape rights" while a baby camel,
a very young boy & a covered up lump that appeared to be
a woman huddled, trembling nearby. Osama smote Omar a tremendous blow that sent him reeling, crashing into the
suspiciously female shaped lump & knocking her head covering
off, revealing the face of one of the most beautiful & desirable young women in all of Afghanistan. Surprisingly
her eyes (unlike the boys & the baby camel's) beshowed no
fear whatsoever. Omar slammed into the ground & shouted,
Ok, OK Osama...I give up!!! Take yer pick'of'em!!!"
'A wise decision, honorable Omar. No hard feelings or
grudges ok? After all we're both men of the book'...'Ok, okay," Omar agreed, "no hard feeling, no grudges"....as
Osama grabbed the terrified young boy & dragged him off behind a nearby rock for some "Muslim Sport"....Mullah Omar
laughed to himself as he then led the terrified baby
Camel off to a nearby rock for some "Muslim Other Sport"!!!
Meanwhile, a young Taliban member rushed up to the beautiful
girl & asked, "The boy & the camel were both terrified...
why weren't you?"
"Oh", replied the gorgeous young female," I wasn't worried
because their were 3 of us & only 2 of them!!!!"
"Well, you should have been afraid!!" The young Taliban
shouted. "Because now I have to kill you for showing your
face!" |
