That's great Ben, a new way to keep ghosts, goblins and other ethereal beings away. All those who are haunted by the occult should be advised to buy a GSM phone and keep it turned on and close to them at all times to keep the demons at bay.
To contact the occult, people can use CDMA phones to do so, by switching to "OM!" [Occult Mode]. CDMA phones are the only ones which can do that because they do not require clear, specialized, channels in the spectrum, unlike GSM and TDMA phones. Analogue and TDMA phones are very subject to static and are completely unsuitable to contact the occult. From these British reports, it is obvious that not only are TDMA/GSM type phones unsuitable to contact ghosts, they actually prevent normal or paranormal contact with spirit beings. Occult channeling is simple with CDMA!
In CDMA, the whole spectrum can be used by the spirits and they need that bandwidth because in the spirit world, all spirits are 'talking' simultaneously in an eternal cosmic microwave background Gaussian noise and the spirit channels can only be expressed in technologies which can handle that white noise.
Apparently there have already been instances in New Zealand where people have communicated with dead parents, friends and spouses and especially when they sleep with the CDMA phones switched on under their pillows.
The Telecom New Zealand CDMA network has been running for only a month or two, so it's surprising that this effect has shown up so quickly when there have been few reports around the world. It could be due to the remote position of New Zealand and the fact that there is less microwave "fog", which is apparently a problem in areas polluted with a LOT of radio activity, [such as Europe]. There have already been protests about microwave 'fog' in Europe.
I suppose as CDMA spreads around the world and there is less of the analogue, TDMA, GSM and other 'clear spectrum' radio technology, the CDMA spirit contact effect will be experienced elsewhere.
This should not be made public because a lot of people would be worried about their ancestors contacting them, so please don't mention this to anyone Ben. Let's hope the media don't pick up on it. They are so busy making a lot of money from Osama bin Laden and panic over anthrax that they won't even notice this!
Anyway, if it did become widely known, people who are sensitive to spiritual beings contacting them could just leave their phone off when they are sleeping, or a couple of metres away, rather than right under their pillow. Radio signals to brains drop off very rapidly with distance, so even 50 centimetres away, the chances of a spirit, ghost or other occult being making contact would be near zero. In a wakeful state, the spirit world is overwhelmed by all the other mental activity, so even when talking on the phone, the occult wouldn't be heard over the other noise in the system.
I suppose in Britain, the GSM phones have scared and overwhelmed the British ghosts and that would explain the report that ghost activity in Britain has dropped dramatically.
I had never realized that CDMA power would extend to the occult! Irwin, Andy, Klein, Roberto and those QUALCOMM guys were prescient in the extreme. Not only did they think to build an Internet Protocol stack into the CDMA system to contact cyberspace and IT, way back in the 1980s when the internet was in zygote form and the Web hadn't been conceived, but soon we will be able to communicate by ESP without voice, by merely thinking our conversation with somebody else.
I suppose that will require CDMA ASICs being stuck into the bone behind our ears, with direct cochlear stimulation, with transducers onto nerve pathways to vocal chord and tongue to detect output. That could be done in low cost outpatient operations. Tiny batteries secure inside us could be recharged by inductive coupling when sleeping [or anytime with mobile rechargers or when sitting near a recharging point].
This extra dimension of communication by ESP to each other, with IT and into the occult should make CDMA phones extremely popular.
With SnapTrack, children will be able to 'think' their way home and 'think' their way to talk to their Mum [or Mom], or friends etc. No more getting lost in the forest!
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