A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'. And she socked me one."
First Guy, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of
Wheaties.'
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch'." |
