.Book Koran
inspired by Book Of Love
-Artists: The Monotones -peak Billboard position # 5 in 1958 -reportedly inspired by a
Pepsodent commercial "You'll wonder where the yellow -went when you brush your teeth
with Pepsodent." -Words and Music by Warren Davis, George Malone, and Charles
Patrick
I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO,
Who wrote the book Koran?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, who wrote that Muslim text?
Muhammed was that dude they say and he was mighty vexed,
He told his folks, “No alcohol and ladies wear your veils”
“And if you aren’t a Muslim chances are you’ll go to Hell”
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO,
Who wrote the book Koran?
There was a man - bin Laden, a dirty S.O.B.
He trained some dupes to hijack planes to “fly eternity”
He says the Koran says kill Yanks and then go slice their peckers,
All because in Saudi-land some GIs live near Mecca,
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO,
Who wrote the book Koran?
Chapter 1 you tell them,
To hijack lots of US planes,
In chapter 2 they crash ‘em,
You really really really really really are insane,
In Chapter 3 there’s anthrax,
You send it through the US mail,
In Chapter 4 who knows what’s there,
But sooner or later we’ll be sending you to hell
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the book Koran?
Those Muslims sometimes talk about “beloved infidel”
A Cuban sodomite, I thought, and he too will find hell,
But infidels and democrats aren’t welcomed in your lands,
And you’ll find women’s rights just don’t fit in with that old Koran,
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the book Koran? |
