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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank
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To: epicure who wrote (34321)10/19/2001 2:00:21 PM
From: cosmicforce  Read Replies (1) of 82486
 
[Edit: a counter link. "Hey, Mr. Taliban!"

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<1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?>

Start cutting the giraffe into pieces and when the first fridge is full of giraffe steaks, get another and repeat.

<2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?>

Same process as #1. Use the last, partially filled refrigerator first to save money.

<3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?>

This is a damnable lie. There are entire communities that couldn't go because they can't live at a conference where the other animals can go. Hydrothermal vent communities will not be represented. As usual. Oh yes, and the dead giraffes and elephants.

<4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?>
Dump out all the refrigerators. When the crocks feed on the elephant and giraffe steaks, use to empty refrigerators as pontoons for a bridge or, as canoes.

I'm not impressed with Anderson. They have no practical sense of how things work. It is not cost effective to get a refrigerator that is big enough to hold giraffes and elephants. It is not politically sensitive to have a meeting where affected animals and their equipment (steak-holders?) can't attend (as a result of genocidal storage policies). They are apparently unfamiliar with the concept of recycling storage containers.
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