THE NATURE OF REALITY FOR COMPLETE MORONS. (Doug, this means that you don't have to read this. You already have your degree in it.)
Even more off topic. Everything effects everything, so anything can effect the price of gold. Even, or especially this post. (If you don't believe that, watch the price tomorrow. It will fluctuate.)
PS. what is this? .<(} ans. A Talibani. He lost the other eye in the war. and this? .<(}_ His brother. He lost his leg too. .<(}_.<(}_.<(}_.<(}_.<(}_.<(}_.<(}_ Talibani bread line. And this? x<(}_ A dead Talibani.
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Factoid one: Confrontation with truth causes infantile paralysis of thought and deed. (see neurotic regression. Neurosis is excess anxiety. Neuro, - literally of the brain, tic, - erratic reaction ... so to have anxiety, one must have something to mistakenly worry with. Slugs do not worry. An illusion of wisdom is presented by a happy demeanour. (Buddah and other smiling, anencephalic dolts) this is caused by the tendency to err on the glad side, as bad stuff has not yet happened to you yet. Worry. It will.
Factoid two: Vaccination against this disease requires an injection of reality blips.
Factoid three: All endeavour is based upon acceptance of myth and projection of guesswork that will fail, as truth can only be guessed at roughly and theory cannot be tested without excess cost and embarassment of the priesthood.
Factoid five: Since reality cannot be compared to truth as truth cannot be known easily, then all reflection is mythology and all argument is contrast of mythology.
Factoid Four: Counting is a myth too. If you think you have missed something, don't worry about it, as it hunting it down will soon unravel the entire universe.
Conlusion: The degree of uncertainty concerning reality and phenomena is so vast that it can only be that the Universe in fact is imagined, or more probably, a government cover story, for an illegal covert op. It is almost certain by this, that the stars are actually holes in a black paper magic lantern and the moon, while not made out of green cheese is almost certainly not three dimensional.
The Pope was right to arrest Galileo. He had tried to complicate reality to where it would require ever and ever more complex cover stories to keep it operating, and that might have quikcly lead to extinction of the Universe, imaginary though it is. We are luck he was stopped when he was. As it is string theory and black holes may get us quicker than Anthrax.
Give us your myths and lies. It's easier, quicker and will not stain your teeth.
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