If WWII was fought in today's politically correct way:
INVASION OF GERMANY NOT IN THE WORKS, SAY MILITARY EXPERTS
Despite the success of the air war over Germany, the United States is a long way from sending
ground troops into Europe. Military experts agree that doing so would only play into Hitler's strength.
"The Hitlerites are well armed, they have a formidable panzer force, and they know the terrain. US
forces would only risk being bogged down in death-traps like the Ardennes and the Ruhr Valley,"
said one ex-military officer interviewed.
US troops setting foot on German soil would also risk breaking up the fragile alliance that Roosevelt
and his successor Truman have worked so hard to keep together. "Most of the Allied countries,
including Great Britain, have large populations of people with Germanic ancestry. Nobody knows
how they might react to a direct invasion of the Aryan homeland by a mongrel race of mud people."
Instead of sending ground troops, most experts agree, the US should concentrate on knocking out
the Hitlerite command and control elements, and continuing to support German opposition parties
both inside and outside the Reich. "There's a growing resistance movement in Bavaria, and direct
involvement by Switzerland cannot be ruled out."
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO HAND OVER HITLER, TRUMAN TELLS NAZI PARTY
In last night's fireside radio chat, President Truman repeated his offer for a cease fire if the Nazi
Party hands over Adolph Hitler and his henchmen for trial. "We have no quarrel with Germany or with
Nazism," said the president. "There are many fine Americans with German backgrounds and who
hold Nazi beliefs. Our quarrel has never been with them, but rather with Hitler and his global network
of militarism and intolerance."
KLAN HOLDS RALLY, ASKS FOR UNDERSTANDING
Members of the Invisible Empire of the Klu Klux Klan held a "God Bless America" rally today in
Milwaukee. They hope that by educating Americans about who the Klan is and what it stands for,
they can prevent Klan members from being targeted as victims of hate crimes.
"In no way are we Nazis," asserted Grand Imperial Wizard Henry "Bubba" Winthrop. "Just because
we share a belief in white supremacy and a fondness for torch-lit night-time spectacles does not
mean the Klan supports in any way the Nazis' agenda for state control of industry and labor, the
glorification of militarism and pseudo-Nordic mythology."
Last month, an Alabama Klansman was severely beaten by a mob that mistook his cross burning
for a book burning. FBI statistics show that hate crimes against Nazis, fascists, Leninists and other
forms of totalitarian socialists are up sharply. There are an estimated 3 million totalitarians currently
living in the United States.
ARMY AIR CORPS OFFICERS CLEARED OF WRONGDOING IN DRESDEN INCIDENT
A military panel has cleared all Army Air Corps personnel involved in the 1945 firebombing of the
German city of Dresden - which incinerated over 45,000 civilians and set off an even bigger
firestorm of anti-American protests around the world - of any misconduct.
The catastrophe was due to an "unfortunate chain of events" according to the report, released
yesterday. Targeting errors and an inappropriate selection of ordinance led to the disaster, which
turned the once-beautiful medieval city into a pile of ashes.
"Improved intelligence gathering methods and newer, more precise munitions have lessened the
possibility of any future Dresdens." concluded the report. Fascist students protested in front of US
Embassies in Rome, Madrid and Buenos Aires, calling the investigation a "whitewash" and an
insult to totalitarians everywhere.
USE OF ATOMIC BOMB RULED OUT
Military planners have voted 9 to 3 against deploying the newly revealed atomic bomb that was first
tested in July of 1945. A bipartisan committee of congressional and military leaders have jointly
reported the bomb is too inhuman and too harmful in the environment to ever be used in battle.
British Prime Minister Winston Churchill is said to be furious over the decision to not utilize the
nuclear bomb. "It is beyond belief that the American government would expend large amounts of
time and resources to develop a weapon that could save lives and shorten the war, and yet in the
most critical hour it fails to use the bomb in defense of liberty." |
