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Politics : America Under Siege: The End of Innocence

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To: CountofMoneyCristo who wrote (9326)10/31/2001 8:07:23 AM
From: Hawkmoon  Read Replies (2) of 27666
 
Y'know Count... Ajami's comments strike me rather as someone who's afraid of the US mucking around in his backyard and trying to bluff us into believing it's beyond our comprehension.

It isn't so much of a mystery... Just turn your clocks back hundreds of years and you can understand what makes the majority of them tick (excluding the educated modernists, of course). This is especially true in Afghanistan where their tribal values haven't changed much from the days of the Mongol hordes.

Well I say this to him... Arab fanatics understand power and force.. They understand having to look over their shoulders everywhere they go. And when reasoned with, they understand what side their bread their butter is on.

Furthermore, I have a secret weapon for ending this war, which would probably cause hostilities to cease immediately and OBL to be handed over post haste.

Pig Fat...

Dip our bullets in Pig Fat.. Lace our bombs with Pig Fat... Lube our Artillery tubes with Bacon (cheap bacon)...

Spray Pig's Blood over the enemy trenches from C-130s if we have to...

Call it the "Pershing Solution", after Gen. John J. Pershing's methodology of dealing with Muslim terrorists in the Phillipines... When he executed them, he would have the bullets dipped in pig's blood, they'd shoot them, but leave one survivor who would be released to tell his story to the rest of his buddies.

Kept a semblance of the peace there for years.

"Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed one by one in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and war‑like people down through history.) Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies. Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs. After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched. As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot. The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered. Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities.

That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines.


Hawk
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