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Pastimes : How to best deal with KOOKS at this web site

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To: Iceberg who wrote (557)6/25/1997 9:32:00 PM
From: Herb Fuller   of 1894
 
Ice , Re: >> A Computer Tech. Turned Waiter at the MSFT Cafe <<<

The Microsoft Cafe Patron: ``Waiter!''

Waiter: ``Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your support waiter. What seems to be the problem?''

Patron: ``There's a fly in my soup!''

Waiter: ``Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.''

Patron: ``No, it's still there.''

Waiter: ``Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.''

Patron: ``Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.''

Waiter: ``Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?''

Patron: ``A soup bowl.''

Waiter: ``Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?''

Patron: ``You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?''

Waiter: ``Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?''

And on it goes.
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This may not be Kooky enough for this thread but I thaught you would enjoy it .

Herb
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