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To: Richnorth who wrote (79109)11/4/2001 12:41:22 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (4) of 116753
 
So sending in a Ranger Battalion with rations of pork and beans (with presumably a lucky steak at the bottom of every 100th can), a crest with Porky Pig on it and the motto "we are the enemy's swine song", should make them damned near invincible, right? They would surround their camps with pork fat land mines, and have it guarded by herds of pigs. (A pig is a better watch pig than a dog. They can also sniff out land mines as their nose is more sensitive than any detector) A technique to attack enemy trenches would be to drive the herd towards them, which would blow up land mines and draw fire. If they did not achieve the objective the smell of rotting pork would eventually drive the enemy out.

Another insidious weapon would be the rock and roll bomb. IT would be a 2000 pound bomb with 4 inch thick stainless steel walls. IT would consist of a large battery and a indestructible speaker. When dropped the end wouldpop off and the speaker would engage at 130 decibels and play decadent heavy metal rock and roll and american agit prop. In a matter of days the sleepless enemy would become counter culture zombies and be ready for capitalist anke bracelets, willing to die for Uncle Sammy or at least eat ham sandwiches for the sake of freedom.

EC<:-}
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