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To: Trading Machine who wrote (10562)11/6/2001 9:46:07 PM
From: MonsieurGonzo  Read Replies (1) of 11051
 
Admiral Stufflebeem (Pentagon Spokeman) is NOT amused!

Heheheheheh (^_^)

RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S INSTRUCTION BOOK" :

1) The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.
2) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3) Deja Moo - the feeling that " you have heard this bullsh*t before ! "
4) Money can't buy happiness but, it sure makes misery easier to live with.
5) Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check out three of your friends; if they're OK, guess what ?
6) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
7) A truly wise man never plays leap-frog with a Unicorn.
8) It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
10) if you are given an "open book" exam, you will forget your book.
13) It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
14) You can't fall off the floor.
15) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ~ because the average man can see better than he can think.
16) Clothes make the man; eg., naked people have little or no influence on society.
17) Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you cannot find them.
18) Law of Probability Distribution: whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
24) People who forward jokes by E*MAIL can't count.

...courtesy of Rene the Crazy Frenchman ~ last seen disappearing into the sunset on his CBR-900RR ;-)

-Steve
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