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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (12283)	11/8/2001 4:32:33 PM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) of 12754

To All: I started a lonely hearts club recently. (I figured it a good way to meet women in the 'right' state of mind). It is working pretty good, you normally have to kind of set aside your real response and cough up some caring-sharing BS but it is still a pretty good scam. Anyway with all the stuff about anthrax and how it has become such a fashionable disease I thought I would share a few letters about it from "Druss's Online Lonely Hearts". Dear Mr. Druss I just got in a fight with my boyfriend. He is always cheating on me and then getting me social diseases. I am so tired of penicillin shots that I told him I was going to break up with him for good if he did it again. Now I think I am showing symptoms. But when I told him he said that it was anthrax and it wasn't his fault at all because some terrorist went after him. He has a county government job in road construction (he holds the sign up that says Stop on one side and Go Slow on the other) and he figures that he is a prime target for terrorists. Do you think he is right and I need to get some of this Cipro stuff instead of Penicillin? And do you know if Cipro shots hurt as much as Penicillin, they leave a lump in my butt for days. Please write back right away. Torn in Tampa Dear Torn I don't know if Cipro comes in shots, but you are not going to find out with this disease anyway. After the lump in your butt and your boy friend are gone write me at the private e-mail I am enclosing at the bottom of this letter. You may be the sort of person who needs private counseling. Send a photo, that is very important. Druss Dear Mr. Druss You sound like a scummy sort to me. So I think you are the best person I know to answer some questions I have. First where can I get some anthrax? And second can I send it in the mail without having to infect the mailman too? My ex just reamed my tail in the divorce and I want to get her bad. She and her blood sucking lawyer got my fishing boat just to spite me. First she cheats on me with every man older than 12 in the entire county and then takes my fishing boat in the divorce. She don't even like to fish. I think she just wants it so her next man will be out fishing while she cheats on him. She still lives just a mile from me and I don't want to get old Pete who delivers her mail sick. I reckon he is about the only one around here who turned her down. Let me know, I will be glad to pay you. Fishless in Pheonix Dear Fishless I am disgusted and appalled, I can't believe you would suggest something like this? Do you really expect something like this to work. Do you honestly think I would do this? If you can't afford a new fishing boat just how are you going to pay me? Are you expecting credit? Druss in Total Disgust Dear Mr. Druss My husband Wes says he has anthrax. I am wondering if it is true. He got laid off from the phone company in late September and was supposed to be looking for a job. Well the job hunting really slowed down when football season started and now he claims he got anthrax from a piece of junk mail sent from New York. For weeks now he has been supposed to be suffering from this disease. Doc Higgins came out and said the same thing but Wes took him big in a poker game a couple months ago and Doc Higgins is a drunk besides. I don't trust him. Wes just lays in on the sofa, while I am going to work and when I am home has me bringing him beer. He says the alcohol in the beer helps fight the infection. Wes claims he is just too weak to get up and do anything and I have got to wait on him until he recovers. Do you think he really does have anthrax? Not So Sure in Topeka Dear Not So Sure Just before the NFL comes on Sunday morning, hide the beer, cut off the cable and the phone. When Wes realizes he can't get football, has no beer, and can't phone the cable company, you are going to witness a miracle cure. Druss

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