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To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (331)6/26/1997 2:40:00 PM
From: jcboatwright   of 12754
 
LEAD STORY/ SI RAG
6/26/97

* Medical Breakthroughs: Yesterday, surgeons removed huge
cataracts from the eyes of "Muff-Diver" an albino six-foot-long Boa constrictor. This famous snake is part of "Bahama Mama's Sex Show". The obese 380 lb. stripper is world famous for her stage show
that includes incredible sex acts with various animals. This is
the second time one of Bahama Mama's animals made the news. Earlier this year "Johnny Holmes" her extremly well hung donkey had to retire from the act suffering from a horrible case of genital herpes.
Upon finding out that Muff-Diver's surgery was sucessful "Bahama Mama" was quoted as saying. " Thank God he's all right... I've been training him night and day for years. He was really having trouble finding his way in. After losing" Johnny" I couldn't afford to lose Muff-Diver.I was really worried that I might have to give up the act, change my name back to" LISA" and start option trading full-time".


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