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Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here
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To: jcboatwright who wrote (348)6/26/1997 3:16:00 PM
From: taxikid   of 12754
 
*********LATE EDITION*******************
SI RAG- top story of the day.
star reporter found dead!
JC BOATY was found face down with pants around ankles, apparently sodomized.
it seems the wet ring on his "I LIKE TUNA" t-shirt was left by a Labatts bottle.
forensic scientists aren't sure if it was forced sodomy or not, questioning the size of the orifice and the obnoxious smile across his face.
MR BOATY was are social scene reporter, a well known socialist and
self proclaimed NAMBLA charter member.
he was active in boy scouts, cub scouting and the 4-H club.
having just returned from GREECE,Boaty was taking a few days off to rest.
it was rumoured that boaty was having intestinal problems, and he was reporting from his home.
anyone wishing to send flowers should make donations to NAMBLA instead.
mr Boaty is survived only by his 3 gerbils and two hamster. the donkey and habitrail will be buried alongside him....
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