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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
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To: calgal who wrote (201767)11/9/2001 4:04:10 PM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (2) of 769670
 
Humor.....

From the November 7 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of the Taliban." Copyright 2001 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.

10. Lighting up in a smoke-free cave
9. On enlightening journey to Mecca, suggesting you go see "K-Pax"
8. Questioning strategy of battling Stealth bombers with a stick
7. Overdrawing your checking account at Talibank
6. Nominating Al Gore for membership because he has a beard
5. After President Bush speech, remarking, "You know, the guy has some valid points about us being completely insane"
4. Shaving your beard just to see if the Gillette Mach 3 with patented comfort edges really does give you the cleanest, smoothest shave possible
3. Parking your camel in the Supreme Leader's space
2. Calling Osama Bin Laden by his real first name, "Earl"
1. Mailing Anthrax without proper postage
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