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Pastimes : CNBC Slogan Contest!
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To: Hoatzin who started this subject11/12/2001 4:20:53 PM
From: R.E.B.  Read Replies (1) of 502
 
Cable News Before Christ:
- see us come back from the dead,
- listen to our phrophesy,
- our stocks have risen - halleluah,
- and all though we wall through the silicon valley of death we will fear no evil,
- oh yea I say unto thee before the cock crows three times a new rumor will be announced on our network,
- we will feed 5000 wall street analysts with 3 fishes and five loaves of bread, then we will announce earnings when there are losses and call them "pro-forma,"
- and there it was in an alley behind our studios (cause there was no room at the offices of The Street.com) the virgin Maria and wrapped in ticker-tape her beloved son AOL who's name shall she spake whenever she screams at the world from the floor of the exchange,
- and on the eighth day, just after a well deserved rest, the lord god created the "mute" button.
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