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Technology Stocks : Information Architects (IARC): E-Commerce & EIP

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To: TEDennis who wrote (537)6/26/1997 8:36:00 PM
From: Hoatzin   of 10786
 
TED, great idea, let's go down the ol' Watson skill set and see if I qualify for one of those $100k "consultant" jobs:

- I don't smoke, so there's 10 minutes out of every hour I won't be down in the parking lot
- I can usually figure out a JCL error in less than 40 attempts
- I know that 2000 is a leap year
- I am hardly ever visibly drunk at work
- I never get "divide by zero" more than once a week
- I know the answer to "What's a S0C4?"

See, I'm way better than those guys! I'm going for the $200,000 Project Manager job!
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