DJ> oh, mah friends call me "Speedy"...
...but mah real name is " Mistah Earl " (^_^)
MICKEY MOUSE GOES TO WAR
After broadcast of Spielberg/Hanks' film, Saving Private Ryan on ABC (ie., Disney) Network TeeVee last Sunday night, (prime time : un-cut UltraViolence & un-edited vulgarity ~ the real significance of this event), suitably war-stoked but, somewhat confused majority of Americans now approve President George Bush's bombing campaign of Germany over Ramadan :-/
=> when you see bags of peanut butter falling from the sky, suggest you guys high-tail it to Holland ;-)
BUSH DECLARES: YOU'RE EITHER FURIOUS or A GIN & TONIC
THE 'Round-Up' of 5,000 furry intellectuals, for questioning ~ to begin this week. Questions include:
- are you now, or have you ever been an Initial Public Offering ?
- who won the 1937 World Series ?
- donde esta los banjos ?
- do you drink CocaCola with or without ice ?
- here's a picture of someone holding up two fingers; what does it mean to you...
(A) it means, "VICTORY!"
(B) it means, "PEACE!"
(C) it's French for "deux express!"
(D) it's British for "F__K YOU!"
(E) it's Vulcan for "Live Long and Prosper!"
-Steve |
