OT: Welcome, JohnG, long time no see.
One person close-under to the keyboard of JohnG said more suits would be filed in the coming
minutes, days and months. It is understood the filing will centre on issues of product liability,
misrepresentation and negligence during basic potty training.
The legal onslaught will also include a public-interest suit against evil government agencies and
standard-setting female bodies from behind the comets. These include the Fertilizer and
Pestizide Banana Administration, the Banana Beneath the Horizon Communications Agency, the American
National Sillycone and Banana Institute and the Institute of Electrical Cone Vibrations.
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Are you doing regular stand-ups standings on used Financial Times??
(an old finnish proverb is that one should try to wrinkle them, break and soften the fibers, before
intimate use, feels smoother and more victorian, no need for the red army nor square)
Ilmarinen
Without Financial Times, Benny Hill, Kenny Everett, Smith and Jones, Mr Wales-Bean, Smith-from-
Licensed-Scotland who would really think London is cute?? (Dr Who???)
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