A UCLA medical student walked into the anatomy lab where a cadaver was lying
on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin without his
instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was
shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and
immediately heard "Fight On" (the USC fight song) come out of the guy's butt.
Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's
original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously
shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!"
Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this
astounding discovery of yours."
When they entered the lab, the professor was curious when he saw the cork.
So he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Like before,
"Fight On" blared from the cadaver's butt. When the professor did not react
to the song, the medical student asked him, "Isn't that amazing?"
The professor responded, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard
thousands of assholes sing that song!" |
