Three men are walking to the Rose Bowl for the annual UCLA/USC football
game, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection
revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Dodger cap on her
right breast. The second, a UCLA fan, placed his cap on her left breast, and
the third, a USC fan, put his over her crotch. They then called the police.
The cop lifted up the Dodger cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the
Bruins cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the USC cap, put it down,
lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the SC fan
said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop
said, I was just confused, usually when I see a USC cap, there's an asshole
under it.'' |
