JLA:
Keep telling yourself that.
OT: Other definitions: SKANK (noun), SKANKY (adjective) - Not in Websters, but, well, you know it when you see it. It's kind of like nasty and kind of like slutty, but not exactly. It's very tempting to give a pictorial example of skanky, but, well, I'm far too much of a gentleman for that (remember, folks, this is a comedy). While doing research at a local bar for this episode, Liz (who did NOT attend the Montgomery Service) came up with more or less the best definition so far: "A skanky girl always looks USED". (A side note: I actually searched Webster's for skank. It didn't show, but skink did. When you look up skink, it says: "to pour out drink". Well, this is really the same thing: if a skanky girl was a drink, most of you would "pour it out" but most Parrothead guys would "chug it". This is the best illustration we have so far. The English language is kind of funny that way.) skank n. a slutty or promiscuous female skank n. More than a "hoochi-momma." A dirty, nasty promiscuous woman that no one would even touch. "Check out that nasty skank over there!" |