Alternative explanations can be
- that in its centre subatomic particles are crashed into each other at immense pressure, fuse and give off gamma radiation, which is weakened to IR as it passes through the outer layers of the sun.
- that a giant invisible pixie is blowing on a really, really big piece of magically hot everlasting coal, because he likes us and doesn't want us to get cold.
As I say, I don't know the exact reason. But I would support the first and call the second ridiculous.
Oh u bigot u! I am telling you that I have SEEN the so-called invisible Pixie with my own... soul. It is "invisible" only to the blind. Faith alone will open the eyes of your soul to the Pixie. (An example of your bigotry is your not capitalizing "Pixie." You are dissing me.) "Blowing on the everlasting coal" is a phrase in the PixieBook subject to interpretation by scholars, and by some is considered a metaphor for the divine love of Invisible Pixie for His people, and by others a literal description of the infusion by Pixie directly into His children, humankind, of Pixie Love and Pixie Mercy. Pixie cares. It is also considered by Pixie disciples to be a metaphor for Pixie's imbuing of His children with free will so that they may burn more brightly with the urge to abjectly worship Him no matter what poop comes down. Also, He likes us and doesn't want us to get cold.
Infidel, atheist, Brit, repent. Come to the coal. Come to Pixie. Peace be with you. Pixie is great.
It is so ignorant to insist that I don't know there is a Pixie. I KNOW THERE IS A PIXIE. |
