I don't think any of the Pixie people are atheists (including myself) so it's rather like going after the Jews for something the Muslims did if THAT was the intention. Ah well, I'm not going to worry about it.
Here's an actual agnostic prayer, which I think was conceived as a humor piece. It is funny and truthful, and maybe that's the best thing about it. I've posted it before, I hope you won't mind me posting it again. :-)
The Agnostic's Prayer
(Roger Zelazny, Creatures of Light and Darkness, © 1969)
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for
anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else
may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that
this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said
benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but
which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which
may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen. |
