Jerome,
No apology required......I knew your were just trying to pull my chain. I like to stir things up too. Looks like my "Pollack" word did it.
Anyway, here is a combined Swedish/Norwegian joke that isn't bad.
Ole and Sven are out fishing together in a rented boat. They hit a real hot spot and Sven says, "Ole, dis is such a goot spot, ve better mark it".
Ole says, "Ya, I vill take care of dat"
When they get their limit, they head back in. After pulling the boat up on the shore, Sven says, "Ole, did you mark dat spot for us?" Ole says, "Sure did, Sven. I put a big "X" right on da side of the boat right vere ve caught all da big vons"
Sven looks at Ole, slaps him longside the head, and says, "Oh Ole, you dumb sh.t! How do you know ve vill get da same boat da next time?"
Regards,
Knip@Kraut/Norske.com |