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Gold/Mining/Energy : Gold Price Monitor
GDXJ 136.03+6.2%Jan 20 4:00 PM EST

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To: Zardoz who wrote (79591)11/26/2001 3:23:16 PM
From: long-gone  Read Replies (2) of 116895
 
<<Seems you can lie to this thread and they'll believe everything. >>

More than 100%
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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%."
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L $ H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and stock analysts really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
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