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To: TimF who wrote (140643)	11/27/2001 2:11:22 PM
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS >>Smart man + smart woman= romance >>Smart man + dumb woman = affair >>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage >>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy >> >> OFFICE ARITHMETIC >>Smart boss + smart employee = profit >>Smart boss + dumb employee = production >>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion >>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime >> >> SHOPPING MATH >>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. >>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. >> >> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS >>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. >>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. >>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can >>spend. >>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. >> >> HAPPINESS >>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him >>a little. >>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to >>understand her at all. >> >> >> LONGEVITY >>Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot >>more willing to die. >> >> MEMORY >>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two >>people remembering the same thing. >> >> APPEARANCE >>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. >>Women somehow deteriorate during the night. >> >> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE >>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. >>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she >>does. >> >> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE >>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says >>after that is the beginning of a new argument. >> >> COMPREHENSION >>There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand woman, before >>marriage and after marriage

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