<LMAO> From GOld-eagle
"Washington's Farewell To His Troops"
OR
"Pep Talk Given By A Departing CEO"
Good morning all, sadly, I must begin,
By handing, my resignation, in!
Things really haven't been going our way,
And, I know that I've outlived my stay!
I don't think their are any here, who would dispute?
So, I shall be taking my "Golden Parachute!".
I'm sure you'll find someone, to right this plane.
Who will level it out, and make it soar again!
Unfortunately, it wont be me,
Unless you need a consultant, at a nice fat fee?
What was that I heard the President say? Oh!, I see,
"That'll be the day..."!
Well, if hell does freeze over, I might be back,
To take another turn at swinging the bat!
I shall keep an eye on how you do,
Did I hear someone mention that nasty word..sue!?!
I wouldn't try anything like that my friends,
Skeletons in closets, you get my trend?
Now, cheer up boys! break out our best brew!
Lets reminisce, and knock back quite a few.
And, just between me and you,
If what I'm doing, doesn't give you a clue,
Then, hanging's too good, for a dumb-ass, like you!!!
Goldenrobbed! |
