Funny satire email....
Dear Dad,
when I watched the inaugural last January, I was crushed that Al Gore did not get in office. Look at that Texas jerk with the cowboy hat on!! What a disgrace. And look how immoral he is.......getting a ticket for drunken driving 24 years ago !!
And....aren't you so excited? Jesse Jackson has a new child !! I sent him $5. I used to send him $50.......but my electric bill was $2,345 last month, and I was short of cash. That is not bad, though...Susan's bill was $3000 because she has a TWO bedroom apartment. I am hoping to meet Jesse's new girl friend out here. I think she is living with his other girl friend from 1996. (Or maybe it was the 1994 one....I forgot.)
I love California.........everything is so "environmentally correct" here. And all our liberal friends are in power now. I am sure glad we demonstrated against building all those power plants 8 years ago.......or else this state would be polluted like Texas and Georgia.
My friends and I are going out tomorrow to demonstrate against that nuclear power plant they recently reopened. We shut that down in 1994, and I think some Republican so-n-sos are reopening it. Probably just to keep the businesses going. GEEZ!!
Well......don't call me on Mondays, Wednesdays, or Fridays because those are the designated days with no electricity. Not on Tuesdays or Thursdays either.....cause those are the designated days with no water or phones. Call me on Saturday between 3 and 4 PM.... usually we have power then. I don't understand why states with lots of power like Texas and Georgia don't try to help us out.
We won't have to worry much longer about pollution because all the businesses are shutting down, and there is no jet fuel for the airlines. And gas is $8.50 a gallon...so no one can afford to drive. Whoopie! We'll show those darned old pollution loving Republicans what a committed Democrat environmentalist can do when she tries.
Oh, By the way, I may be coming home soon when the company I work for closes. They say there is not enough money in the state's unemployment fund for anyone else to get a check, so I think I will just come up and live with you and Mom and get involved with your local environmental movement. Maybe what we did for California we can do for you.
I LOVE California !! Thank God for the Democrats !!
Love,
your daughter |
