Thx Slider. These Clowns sure are "missing the big picture".
But since - by now - they're also missing most of their $$ from a year of epic losses, due only to their defiant spite of going against our market calls, it makes little difference anymore.<g>
Specifics of their woeful and pathetic under performance is chronicled in hundreds and hundreds clueless (though nonetheless amusing) posts during the past year.
But perhaps the overarching reason for their poor results. THE key investment survival tool most of them are missing is.
A CEREBRAL CORTEX !!!<lol>
I mean, talk about herd stupidity?! This gang is the greatest contrary indicator in the history of the web.
One thing's fer sure. This ain't the web equivalent of the NY Yankees. Let's take a look at the lineup<g>
In the lead off slot is....The Bunger!
When he's not dreaming of another Red Sox losing season? You can find the bung sittin' at his "player" piano PEDDLIN' the latest portfolio wrecking idea - a mile a minute - just like the hack insurance salesman he is.<g> Meanwhile atop the piano the candelabbra is burning. And for special cases dabunger keeps a big can of lighter fluid in his pocket. Pity poor the return of JimP, his latest victim, when he returns from the wazoo rehab clinic.<lol>
Batting second we find, Joel "The Gamer" Gander.
Of course he misses a lot of games due to his habitual lurking and/or posting presence over on bone bag Jane's sex thread (talk about a desperate attempt by a woman to get attention?!) where he's most often seen with both hands in his pockets. <roflmao>
3rd at the plate is the Warpedf___ker.
Warp's a long time resident at The Hotel California. Every time he loses another in a long line of janitorial jobs, in Silicon Valley, you can hear him wisper, for the nth time, "You can check out, but you can never leave"
Batting clean up? Who else but..."The Shyster" aka........
Kodiak "Dino Droppings...Droppings...Droppings", who we now discover did not actually "earn" his law degree at Ferdinand Marcos University School of Law!! That was HIS cover story. But we were almost deceived. Only some astute Iso-sleuthing has revealed KDD or KADY if you prefer<g> is the proud holder of a J.D. from elite & politically correct Jesse Jackson Mail Order University.<lol>
5th in the order? "The Opera Tommy." He's got the beef and the instinct to take the big swing. But he strikes out so much of the time that 5th is the highest in the batting order he'll ever get. After all, he once started his own thread and....nobody showed up.<LOL> With an 8th grade education - which he heroically tries to conceal with cut and paste literary quotes - he's too ignorant for LT investment strategy or big picture thinking either. But he'll swing at anything that moves. Right hot sauce?
When I have some extra laugh time, maybe I'll post the rest of the batting order. The best is yet to come<G>
Cheers,
Isopatch |
