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To: abuelita who wrote (8035)	12/8/2001 11:30:54 AM
From: Clappy	of 104197

I sent your friends over at Urinal.net a copy of my urinal Haiku. > Dear Urinal.net, > > Some urinal Haiku I wrote after stumbling upon your > site. :) > > > Lovely works of art > Urinals of yesteryear > Vitreous beauty > > -- > > Sculpture that's peed on > I stare at the patina > While finding relief > > -- > > Plumbing perfection > Women can not understand > While sitting in stall > > -- > > They stare at a door > Try not to let clothes touch floor. > Hoping the seat's clean > > -- > > Lucky is the man > To hear that powerful flush > From that Sloan handle > > Yours truly, > > -I.P. Standin How do you like my signature? <g> I received a reply from them. Here it is: Dear Mr. Standin -- Thank you for your message. Your Haiku is quite original and entertaining. Here at Urinal Dot Net, some of us get so focused on bringing the latest urinal content to our users, that we lose track of the big picture. Thank you for injecting a bit of beauty into our day. Yours, Joe U. Rinator Feedback Manager for Art and Poetry Urinal Dot Net, LLC. urinal.net -- I got a kick out of his signature. I wonder if they will post it on his site... I'm off now to write a few poems about my trash cans and leave them for my garbageman. Perhaps he'd like that better than a Christmas tip, this year... <g> ...and the tittle "Ode to a Mailbox" is on my "To Do" list... I should be able to save a bundle in money this holiday season by writing stuff rather than leaving a tip. <Fast forward to December 26th.> <Clappy goes out to get his mail but finds his mail box bashed in and garbage thrown all over his front lawn. Taped to the badly beaten garbage can is a Thank You card saying "Merry Christmas to you too", with a picture of a hand holding up the middle finger with a pretty red bow tied to it... Signed your Postman and Garbageman...> -ClappyTheDimwittedElf

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