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A couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local
> > > > > >bar and, with no place else to go,
> > > > > >end up in the hanger at Chicago's O'Hare Airport,
> > > > > >One of them says to the other, Man, have you got anything
> > > > > >to drink?
> > > > > >Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel - that'll kinda
> > > > > >give you a buzz.
> > > > > >So they get smashed and have a beautiful time;
> > > > > >like only drinking buddies can do.
> > > > > >The following morning, one of them wakes up and he knows
> > > > > >his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn't.
> > > > > >He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels great
> > > > > >- NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.
> > > > > >The buddy says,
> > > > > >Hey, how do you feel?
> > > > > >He said, I feel great!!
> > > > > >And the buddy says, I feel great too!! You don't have a
hangover?
> > > > > >And he says, No - that jet fuel is great stuff -
> > > > > >no hangover - we ought to do this more often
> > > > > >Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing....
> > > > > >Did you fart yet?
> > > > > >No.....?????
> > > > > >Well, DON'T, 'cause I did and I'm in Wisconsin
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