> Subject: A BLONDE AND LAWYER
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> > > A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other
> > > on a
> > > flight from Los
> > > Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would
> > > like to
> > > play a fun
> > > game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,
> > > so she
> > > politely
> > > declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
few
> > > winks.
> > > The lawyer
> > > persists and explains that the game is easy and a
> > > lot of
> > > fun.
> > > He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't
> > > know the
> > > answer, you
> > > pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
> > > Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
> > > The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
> > > know the
> > > answer, you
> > > pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will
> > > pay you
> > > $500."
> > > This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring
> > > there will
> > > be no end
> > > to this torment, agrees to the game.
> > > The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the
> > > distance
> > > from the earth
> > > to the moon?"
> > > The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her
> > > purse, pulls
> > > out a $5.00
> > > bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
> > > "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
> > > She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and
> > > comes
> > > down with four
> > > legs?"
> > > The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer
> > > and
> > > searches all his
> > > references ... no answer. He taps into the air
phone
> > > with
> > > his modem and
> > > searches the Internet and the Library of Congress
> > > ... no
> > > answer.
> > > Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
> > > coworkers but to no
> > > avail.
> > > After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her
> > > $500.
> > > The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some
> > > more sleep.
> > >
> > > The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs
> > > the
> > > blonde and asks,
> > > "Well, what's the answer?"
> > > Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
> > > hands the
> > > lawyer $5,
> > > and goes back to sleep.
> > > And you thought blondes were dumb. |
