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Politics : Ask Michael Burke

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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (93501)12/11/2001 8:53:16 AM
From: JHP  Read Replies (1) of 132070
 
The Chicken and the Horse!
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the
farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running
around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the
keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he
managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks
later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink
and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment,
walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told
the chicken to grab his thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story:
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMC
to pick up chicks
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