Hey Darkness Jerk:
I just finished a nice conversation with GZ. As usual, all he
wanted to discuss was sex.
I tested his memory by asking the names of his last three dates. In the true Christmas spirit he responded,
"Ho! Ho! Ho!". He's a pretty sick character. I also heard
that he was caught gnawing on a turkey leg. Shame on him!
I heard your fair city was back in the news last night.
I didn't catch the nature of this crime, but I sure
it was a good one. On the other hand, the Baltimore
court system, where nothing but judicial ability and
experience count, has produced the judge whose is going to
resolve the Microsoft case. Bill Gates may become Taliban.
The Mayor of Baltimore is married to the daughter of the
Attorney General of Maryland. She, in turn, was appointed
to a nice judicial position, solely of course, on merit.
It's hard to imagine a Spiro Agnew developing from
these high standards.
If it weren't for Boston, I'd feel funny about my home town.
Bob
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