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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: jlallen who wrote (209684)12/13/2001 2:45:30 PM
From: Dr. Doktor  Read Replies (1) of 769670
 
Liberal Democrat jokes

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q: Why do the Kennedy's cry during sex?
A: Mace

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the _LAW_ABIDING_ public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?
A: None. The Sociali^H^H^H^H^H^HDemocrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
A: A man without a clue.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.

Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund?
A: A free stamp.

Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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