JimmyJackass,
next big thing sectors for 2002-03, ideas welcome
You missed a big one.
How about Defense?
Let's talk about missile manufacturers and those
working on missile defense.
The makers of Star Wars defense systems are
guaranteed to prosper.
Designers of a missile that can shoot down a nuclear
missile will be in high demand.
As China and India become more even more dependant
upon energy, as their economies boom, the fight to
transport crude to these countries will become even
more intense.
The untapped treasure chest known as the Caspian Sea
is where much of the oil and natural gas will come from
in the coming years.
Afghanistan is one of the countries that lie in between the
Caspian Sea and China/India.
There will be pipelines running all throughout that God forsaken
pile of rocks.
In addition, China, India, and Pakistan (all with nukes
pointing at each other) will be fighting for control of Kashmir.
There will be a large demand for systems that can stop a
nuke in it's tracks.
Especially if OBL escapes into Pakistan...
Shrub has already broken the treaty stopping us from
working on missile defense.
Everyone is now allowed to resume testing of all their nukes...
I don't think Shrubbaya would have done that if we didn't
already have some sort of a solution or system.
Another hot sector will be realestate out in Bumfuck, USA.
With all the missiles being made and sent around in the black
market, no one will want to live near any of the big cities.
Dirty bombs will be all over the place.
Sell stock in lightbulb manufacturers.
We are all going to glow in the dark...
Buy stock in canned goods and bomb shelters.
FlackJacket.com will be as big as Amazon someday.
I hope we find a way to educate those Arabs.
This way they will be able to teach our gov't that things are going
to get very messy if we don't find a safe, clean, alternate method
of powering our factories, buildings, and huge SUV's.
-JohnnyJackass |
