Holy smokes, Dr. Frankenstein (IT'S FRANKENSTEEN!) now you're going to start using your famous hindsight to place more stocks in our portfolio?? Well, of course you've been doing that all along, telling us when we were long, when we were short. Are you that guy in Chicago who gets tomorrow's paper today??
Let me give you a list to start working your "special" skills with, just in case you aren't bright enough to get them quickly enough, so you can keep practicing the big lie methodology:
1) Good, claim everyone on HTP was long on HAL, if possible since last March. Please have us buy it at the high and tout it, frequently.
2) Don't forget ENE. We all bought it at 85. Keep pounding the table on that one. And we just kept buying all the way down. VBG.
3) How about long CPN?? That's a good one. Let Kenny know.
Now, what about this chart, your fabled investment in NEM:
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Up a rousing 8.6% in 70 weeks, that's a brilliant 6.39% annualized. Warren Buffet, he's got nothing on you. Good call.
(By the way, just in case you don't get it, we're all laughing at you. Not with you. We wait for the sage of Chicago to show up, spin some veddy veddy tall tales about the direction and timing of gold calls, $500 btl wines and super model girl friends--beats cable. As for credibility, which seems to be your issue with the Bum, permit me to summarize: he's got it, you don't.)
I suppose we'll be hearing from Kenny soon. Jane and Joel have missed him the way doggies miss a favorite fire hydrant.
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