<Sharon believes in the siege approach (you kill one ? I kill three) which is like watching a Holocaust in slow motion.>
Who started it? I guess there are two opinions on that and they want to go back to "Once upon a time, Ramses VI, was feeling poorly so they built a big stack of rocks and buried him in it when he died. Some wacky slaves didn't like the political system, being whipped and stuff, so there developed a Labour Party which wanted the proletariat to run the show. Down with the aristocracy they said, and off with their head and the tumbrils rolled. A thousand years later, a young lady got pregnant, as they tended to do, but thinking she'd get in trouble, made out that it was magic and that she really, truly, hadn't done anything to cause it. Well, not everyone believed that story and there was a huge diaspora. After a lot of fighting, pogroms and murder, the British won with some New Zealand help [the Yanks provided chewing gum and bombs that could land in a barrel, on a statistical basis anyway]. So, like a Big Black Hole, the whole lot converged again back into the gravitational nucleus and many people went below the event horizon and great was the mayhem and jostling in very, very crowded conditions, as it is in black holes from where light never shines. Anyway, Mr Arafat said "You started it". Mr Sharon said "You started it". So, like any two naughty little boys in a sandpit, they started getting a lot of sand in everyone's eyes".
Then King Mq hired the USA who got the UN to take over the bloody place and set some new rules.
And peace reigned for a thousand years.
The End.
Mq |
