To Mq, with love and affection in '02, for many years of roars of laughter, you may pull this one out in the hereafter, your "victims" may take it as a bitter pill, but you've improved the stuff they swill
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The Apostrophe Protection Society
23 Vauxhall Road, Boston, Lincs. PE21 0JB
United Kingdom
Email: johnrichards20@beeb.net
The Apostrophe Protection Society was started in 2001 by John Richards, now its Chairman, with the specific aim of preserving the correct use of this currently much abused punctuation mark in all forms of text written in the English language.
The rules concerning the use of Apostrophes in written English are very simple:
1. They are used to denote a missing letter or letters, for example:
I can't instead of I cannot
I don't instead of I do not
it's instead of it is
2. They are used to denote possession, for example:
the dog's bone
the company's logo
Jones's bakery (but Jones' bakery if more than one Jones owns bakery)
... note that we drop the apostrophe for the possessive form of it:
the bone is in its mouth
... however, if there are two or more dogs, companies or Jones in our example, the apostrophe comes after the 's':
the dogs' bones
the companies' logos
Joneses' bakeries
3. Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana's for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale
Menu's printed to order which should read Menus printed to order
MOT's at this garage which should read MOTs at this garage
1000's of bargains here! which should read 1000s of bargains here!
New CD's just in! which should read New CDs just in!
Buy your Xmas tree's here! which should read Buy your Xmas trees here!
Note: Special care must be taken over the use of your and you're as they sound the same but are used quite differently:
your is possessive as in this is your pen
you're is short for you are as in you're coming over to my house
We are aware of the way the English language is evolving during use, and do not intend any direct criticism of those who have made the mistakes above. We are just reminding all writers of English text, whether on notices or in documents of any type, of the correct usage of the apostrophe should you wish to put right mistakes you may have inadvertently made.
On our Examples page you will see pictures of real-life apostrophe abuse!
Please place written examples of misuse of the apostrophe you have seen on our Message Board for discussion and send any relevant photographs (in JPG picture format only with files not exceeding 60Kb please) as an attachment to an Email sent to our Webmaster at:
input@f-l-d.co.uk for inclusion on our Examples page
For general enquiries about Apostrophe Protection Society membership, please contact its Chairman by Email by clicking: johnrichards20@beeb.net
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