Warp:
You apparently did not know, or did not exercise enough due diligence to find out that Slider:
Has a supermodel girlfriend
Drives a Lamborghini
Has called every top and bottom in every equity and derivative market since the Jimmy Carter years
Quaffs $450 per bottle wine like it's Evian (spelled "naive" backwards, btw), with Virginia ham
Flies off to Banff and Whistler on a moment's notice, in his own private jet (please hum "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you" to set the ambiance), and surely skis only the triple black diamond runs, or perhaps the extreme cliffs, (who can keep up with this international man of mystery?)
But is still a manly man who has been tossed of SI for several racist and homophobic "incidents," which were all TOTALLY BOGUS
And enjoys watching half-undressed, aging and sagging men sweating in the sun somewhere in Chicago (I believe he claims it's Wrigley Field, but it could be a downtown "club," if you take my meaning)
Enjoys the food of the common man, in particular Polish hot dogs and stadium beer
And hates anyone with either a college or advanced degreee, in particular those with a professional license, but perhaps will change his tune if he ever completes his G.E.D.
Btw, you should not focus on his excessive interest in the final windings of the male intestinal tract, no, that is a private matter between SOB and his counselor(s); a reasonable explanation could be that he hopes one day to go to university and then medical school to specialize in either gastroenterology or proctology.
In any event, since I have listed the most important elements of even the simplest DD on the Sage of Chicago, I hope that you will be more restrained in your ridiculing of His Nibs. It's possible he won't deign to reappear (His countenance was like lightning, and His raiment white as snow) in his messianic greatness and claim, once more, that a 60 week chart shows vot a smaht fellow he surely is.
(I would go on, but dinner is being served here on the Left Coast (I went skiing today, very nice), and we are having an inexpensive but delightful Australian Cab S.)
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