Sheriff:
I think this will be my last post; it's 1:00 p.m. out west here, time to quit the grind and go play some tennis. Thanks a heap for cleaning up this town and making it safe for law abiding citizens to go about their business, what business there is (mostly shooting at squirrels and weasels, lately). It's too bad them two varmints burnt down all the buildings, poisoned the wells and drove all the law abiding citizens out. We should rename this place Deadwood, as I'm afeared there'll be no more real information traded hereabouts. For that I recommend taking the stage further down the road to Bigdog or Htp, them's thriving little towns. Whatever you do, stay clear of Seldomright, as it's been under the control of the Comanch' for quite some time.
A little bird told me that there are close to 50 citizens banned from Seldomright, the rest live in fear of offending the Comanch' Chief, Chief Big Pussy, and his sidekick, Lameass.
I'll meander over yonder to Bigdogville directly,
See ya pardner,
Kb |
