To All, The sad short life of Buddy the dog. 1. He was brought home to the White House where Sox the cat immediately bloodied his nose. Now, a grown Lab would have known how to handle a jealous cat, but a puppy couldn't believe that everything in the world didn't love him. Which led to the next shocking incident. 2. Hilary was getting fed up with Bill's extracurricular activities of the genital variety. She ordered in some hit men who would do anything for the future senator. "Do you want us to whack him, Ma'am?" "No, I just want you to cut off his little buddy." The hit men were not rocket scientists and they never heard male members referred to by that name. Next thing you know, poor Buddy has been neutered and told to fuhgetaboutit. 3. Then, he finally gets the ...., well, he can never get those back, let's say he gets the courage, to try to escape. And a car hits him.
Buddy, we hardly knew ya. |
