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Politics : Ask Michael Burke
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To: James R. Barrett who started this subject1/9/2002 10:53:30 AM
From: TimF  Read Replies (2) of 132070
 
Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer:

14. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years

13. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

12. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self

11. Because You're Sober

10. Tastes like p*ss, but you'll drink it anyway

9. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'

8. You have to fill your bladder with something.

7. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.

6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.

5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey

2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

.. and the Number One Rejected Slogan for Beer:

1. Beer: It's how you got here.
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