ENER...Whoa Nelly...Me thinks..this stinks
Looking for an honest man Who wants to be King is KNOT possible......
now will get hearing upon hearing......till were all brain dead (again)
Show me the $$$$
T
A great dane, a scotty, and a chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking
back a few, when a beautiful bitch walked in.
"Okay, boys," she purred. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whoever
can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and
'liver'."
The great dane thought a moment, then stated: "I don't like cheese, but
I sure like liver, and I like you, too!" He panted and wagged his tail.
The lady just looked away.
The scotty immediately said "I like cheese, and I like liver, AND I like
you!" and wagged his tail expectantly.
She ignored him.
Then the chihuahua growled "Liver alone! Cheese with me."
They left together. |
