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To: Olaf Koch who started this subject1/11/2002 1:29:43 AM
From: cnyndwllr   of 95453
 
WHERE'S THE SHERRIFF!!? WHERE'S THE SHERRIFF!? Two strangers just come through town. They stole little Evie May's underwear, tried to peep into the boy's outhouse through a knothole and cheated some of the old timers at checkers. They left but that darn stench is everwhere; they must be hide hunters. Lemme see those posters at the jail. I spect I recognized one of them and I don't believe what he told the storekeep; nobody what owns his own ranch rides a broke down ole nag like that and begs cheap rotgut off the swamper. Big shot ma ass.

WHERE'S THE SHERIFF WHEN YOU NEED EM?? Little Evie May's down to one pair of undies and they may come back. DDDDeputy DDDDDapper DDDan (It ain't easy writin when you got a bad stutter-OK?)

PS. Little Evie says if you find her underwear return it. Do not put it on a pole and use it for shade like that worthless drifter Slider did last year. The sun takes the color out.

PSS. Little Evie says if you see that worthless drifter Slider, tell him she ain't given him back his dancin shoes or his gloves; they was given to a passin child in a wagon train that couldn't find nothin else small enough to fit her.

PSSS. Little Evie says if that's you what's been sneakin in her bed at night Sherriff, would you please bring a friend. She's gettin a mite frustrated and says you could use the hep. Mind you she's standin over me and makin me write this. Deputy Dapper Dan. Hey, I think she fixed my stutter!
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